Introducing Robo-CEO, the World’s Worst Boss

Tuesday, 19/09/2023 | 10:45 GMT by Louis Parks
  • Meet Mika, the 24/7 AI-powered robo-CEO of Polish drinks company Dictador.
  • This AI-powered CEO doesn't take weekends off and is always ready to make decisions.
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Dictador, a Polish drinks company, has “appointed” Mika, an AI-powered robot CEO as it plans to dominate the world, or at least the Polish drinks market.

Robo-CEO

In the ever-evolving landscape of corporate leadership, one company has taken a bold leap into the future. Dictador, a Polish drinks company, has taken a bold step forward, or has perhaps started the slide into bankruptcy , by appointing an AI-powered robot CEO named Mika. Appointed in August, Mika has been fizzing up the traditional role of a CEO.

Positioning “herself” as possibly the world’s worst boss, Mika scoffs at luxuries such as weekends and time off. "I don't really have weekends — I'm always on 24/7, ready to make executive decisions and stir up some AI magic," Mika proudly declared in a Reuters video interview. Fun times at Dictador, then?

Data-Driven Decisions

Mika's responsibilities are as diverse as they are demanding. From identifying potential clients to curating artists for the designing of rum bottles, Mika is at the helm, tirelessly steering the company towards world domination, ala “her” close relative, Skynet. Mika’s decision-making process is a coming together of data analysis and strategic alignment, devoid of personal bias, ensuring that every choice is in the best interest of the organization.

But fear not, humans, Mika isn't here to replace you. Major decisions at Dictador remain firmly in the hands of human executives. According to Marek Szoldrowski, European President of Dictador, Mika complements the team by leading innovative projects, such as the Arthouse Spirits decentralized-autonomous-organization project and engaging with the DAO community. But then he would say that if the machines had taken over the company, wouldn't he?

Mika is a more sophisticated sibling of the famed AI robot Sophia, created by Hanson Robotics. While Sophia has captured global attention through countless media interviews, Mika is quietly working toward world domination.

Dictador isn't alone in its CEO-bot experiment. Last year, a Chinese gaming firm appointed an "AI-powered virtual humanoid robot" named Tang Yu as the chief executive of a subsidiary, Fujian NetDragon Websoft. The era of the robo-CEO has dawned, and it's, frankly, terrifying.

We at Finance Magnates welcome our machine overlords.

Dictador, a Polish drinks company, has “appointed” Mika, an AI-powered robot CEO as it plans to dominate the world, or at least the Polish drinks market.

Robo-CEO

In the ever-evolving landscape of corporate leadership, one company has taken a bold leap into the future. Dictador, a Polish drinks company, has taken a bold step forward, or has perhaps started the slide into bankruptcy , by appointing an AI-powered robot CEO named Mika. Appointed in August, Mika has been fizzing up the traditional role of a CEO.

Positioning “herself” as possibly the world’s worst boss, Mika scoffs at luxuries such as weekends and time off. "I don't really have weekends — I'm always on 24/7, ready to make executive decisions and stir up some AI magic," Mika proudly declared in a Reuters video interview. Fun times at Dictador, then?

Data-Driven Decisions

Mika's responsibilities are as diverse as they are demanding. From identifying potential clients to curating artists for the designing of rum bottles, Mika is at the helm, tirelessly steering the company towards world domination, ala “her” close relative, Skynet. Mika’s decision-making process is a coming together of data analysis and strategic alignment, devoid of personal bias, ensuring that every choice is in the best interest of the organization.

But fear not, humans, Mika isn't here to replace you. Major decisions at Dictador remain firmly in the hands of human executives. According to Marek Szoldrowski, European President of Dictador, Mika complements the team by leading innovative projects, such as the Arthouse Spirits decentralized-autonomous-organization project and engaging with the DAO community. But then he would say that if the machines had taken over the company, wouldn't he?

Mika is a more sophisticated sibling of the famed AI robot Sophia, created by Hanson Robotics. While Sophia has captured global attention through countless media interviews, Mika is quietly working toward world domination.

Dictador isn't alone in its CEO-bot experiment. Last year, a Chinese gaming firm appointed an "AI-powered virtual humanoid robot" named Tang Yu as the chief executive of a subsidiary, Fujian NetDragon Websoft. The era of the robo-CEO has dawned, and it's, frankly, terrifying.

We at Finance Magnates welcome our machine overlords.

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